5 Ways To Handle Your FuBu With Care

Volt Madriaga

July 4, 2017

• We all know that love is not easy to find, it has no shortcuts, and we can never tell when love is coming on our way.

  But what would you do if you’re falling in love with a completely stranger who you just shared bed with last night? Or in today’s term “Fuck Buddies (FUBU)”. Well, you just really have to…

  

  1. KEEP IT LOW KEY.

  Do not cross the line! If he/she asks for your name and gets your number, that’s fine. It’s a good start for your long term one-night-stand. But! Do no one adds anyone on Facebook. You both have friends, no one really needs the other except for sex! You just have to text if you want to have sex or vice versa. Don’t get hurt, it’s the sad truth about you and a perfect stranger. Or yeah, being fuck buddies.

  

  2. STALKING IS THE BEST POLICY.

  Stalking is the best way to hide your feelings for him/her! It is okay to look at the old photos, social media accounts, but never go too far! You’re just doing some window shopping; it is good for your eyes but hard for the heart. It’s a big NO, NO to raise topics about his/her past or anything personal. There’s a big chance that when you do this it’ll be the last night that you’ll share the bed with him/her.

  

  3. BRING CONDOMS INSTEAD!

  Never bring something  that will make him/her remember you.  Keep it off! Always remember, your fuck buddy asked you for a night to have fun in bed, not to create memories. Bring condoms instead, it turns them on! Different flavors are must. *wink*

  

  4. UNLIMITED CUDDLE FOR FREE.

  After sex, cuddle is the perfect way to close your intimate moment with your FUBU. Whoever started cuddling is no big deal. But your hugs will always be JUST a hug. Never assume. Always remember that everything you do in bed stays in bed.

  

  5. SAY GOODBYE TO SWEETNESS!

  Forget all the sweet talks. Don’t you fall into this bait, it’s a trap. Of course, we all know that it’s cheesy. But remember that it’s not from the heart. So whatever word is said that night is a beautiful compilation of lies. Swear! Just forget what happened that night, the other night, and all the nights coming. Because this is pure sex, no love.

  Rule of thumb: never include your feelings. You’re both after sex and not love. Always remember if you want to keep him/her all along it’s up to you. If you want to tell him/her what you really feel, it’s fine! Maybe the feeling is mutual, no one knows until you talk about it.

  If you’re just fuck buddies, keep this in mind: NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

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