Because Car Sex Ain’t Easy, Baby!

Adi Miguel

May 27, 2016

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  Sometimes you don’t really know when the horny feels will get into your nerves. That’s why the word “quickie” was invented and the cars complemented.

  When you know you can’t make it to the bedroom, the car is always there to save you and your sexual needs as a human beings! ;)

  We just wonder if you’ve been through these scenarios…

  GETTING CAUGHT WITH MATCHING KNOCKS ON THE WINDOW

  That feeling when you open your eyes, looked at the window, and saw an unknown face staring at you. Automatically, you’ll grab something to cover your semi-exposed body.

  This kind of situation is every person, who’s having car sex, concern. No one wants to be seen having sex. What can we do? We can’t also hold back the passion. But what can they also do if they see your car shaking? People can’t help but give rescue. Because there might  be other reasons than sex.

  So next time, find a safe place to do the quickie.

  THE MOAN DUE TO SMALL SPACE

  Just when you thought that your partner is getting his/her orgasm but it’s just his/her reaction of the limited space that you have.

  Don’t get too wild on a car sex. You’re not in a bedroom. It’s really hard to move inside a car. You can only do few movements. So don’t expect that you can do your favorite sex position. And don’t move too much. Car sex is for lots of making out, caressing, and hand jobs only.

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  HITTING THE HORN

  So your tinted car is parked in a quiet street, less people are around, but you were too “maharot” inside that’s why she kicked the horn. And just like that, you made a noise!

  We suggest that you don’t do it on the driver’s seat.  And be careful because you might not only hit the horn but make the car move.

  AWKWARD FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

  Not only second bases were given when there’s a traffic jam, hand jobs are available too!

  Your girl’s too good on it, your face can’t help it. And there goes the street vendor who passed by in front of your car and everything became so awkward.

  Quickies are not really bad at all. Just make sure you won’t get caught by people and awkward situations. :P

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