6 Reminders Just In Case You’ll Have Sex At Your Parents’ House

Adi Miguel

June 10, 2016

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  Well, you know our culture here in the Philippines. Even if we’re at the right age and have the means to live independently, if we can live with our parents, we will. And when we get to have our partners it’s a-must that family knows him/her personally.

  So just in case you and your partner felt like bringing the snuggles to a more intimate level while you’re at your parents’ house, here are the things that you need to remember for less awkwardness…

  1. GOLDEN RULE: MAKE SURE THE DOOR IS LOCKED

  Your family might be the kind who doesn’t know knocking. Guess, you don’t want them to see you naked, or on top of your partner, or wrapped in blankets, or kissing…right?

  2. LESSEN THE TEASING

  We know that it’s part of the game. But men, you don’t want your mom knocking on your door because she heard someone screaming for joy inside your room. It’s really awkward to face your mom with that towel wrapped around you. So just keep it low.

  On the other note, this is a very good time to just cherish each other and appreciate your partner’s presence. :)

  3. LOWER THE MOANING VOLUME

  It’s understandable that it helps men come when girls moan. It really arouses them and it makes them thrust harder. And when guys thrust harder, girls (if they are getting there) moan more. However, your sibs are just in the next room. They might hear you and it’ll be a breakfast joke, promise!

  Though it’s hard to hold back the moaning but maybe, just maybe, you can do something about it.

  4. DO IT ON THE FLOOR

  You don’t want your dad asking you in the morning why he’s hearing bed squeaks from your room last night, right? So just do it on the floor to be safe. And just in case your flooring is made of wood, put on blankets and pillows where you’ll lie down to lessen the sound just in case your hands and feet bumps in to the wood.

  PS. Make sure it’s not dusty.

  5. TURN ON THE RADIO OR YOUR SEX PLAYLIST

  Your family might get worried why the door is locked and already quiet by 8pm. So for them not to really bother themselves getting inside your room, turn on the radio and tune in with us for relaxing and easy-listening songs. Or just put on shuffle your sex playlist. Remember, do not turn the volume too high, just moderate. It’s weirder to hear the sounds pumping inside your room.

  READ ALSO: 5 BEST SEX SONGS TO BEAT AWKWARD MOMENTS ON BED

  6. IF YOU JUST CAN, TRY NOT TO DO IT IN YOUR BEDROOM

  If there are other places in your house, that is far from your bedroom or any place that can’t be easily accessed by any of your family members, do it there. For love and pleasure sake, do it far from them. The storage room and the basement are good options. ;)

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