12 Intense Tweets From The Trending (And Drooling) #RP69fanfic

Patricia Malana and Adi Miguel

May 11, 2016

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  Social media is full of news, thoughts and in-depths about the elections.

  And while some are so fed up about, others are making fun of the politicians’ sons in a sexual way to break all the serious fuss about the elections.

  Earlier today, Twitterverse drool over the trending hashtag #RP69funfic. Here’s what the netizens have to say:

  1. Because the debt our country faced decades ago was deeper than anything else.

  “Deeper, Baste.” Sandro groaned.

  “Are you sure?”

  “Yes. As deep as the debt my family put the country in.” #RP69fanfic

  — dognise (@dendersalea) May 10, 2016

  2. We all know Duterte hate drugs.

  Sandro: You’re my–
  Baste: Don’t say it!
  Sandro: –drug.

  Rodrigo: Asan ang drugs!?#RP69fanfic

  — Wolfer Obsioma (@flowerwolfer) May 11, 2016

  3. Because every Filipino is longing for change, especially when it’s making us tired and numb.

  Sandro: “We’ve been doing this position for hours already.”

  Baste quietly whispered: “Wait lang, change is coming.”#RP69fanfic

  — Jian Genovana (@jiangenovana) May 11, 2016

  4. Overpriced, again?!

  Baste noticed that Junjun was using a condom worth 5,000 pesos.

  “That’s kinda overpriced” Baste said

  “Ganito kami sa Makati”#RP69fanfic

  — chi30 (@asdchivijkl) May 11, 2016

  5. Bongbong and Leni Robredo’s vice presidential race was so tight, as tight as your…

  #RP69fanfic
  Baste: You’re so tight.
  Sandro: Told you so.
  Baste: Yea, as tight as your dad and Leni’s VP race. pic.twitter.com/9l3ZlLtSfV

  — FRITZ MALIT (@fritzmalit) May 10, 2016

  6. We all know how Duterte made Davao City safe. Labeeeeet!

  Paolo: Wala kang condom?
  Baste: Don’t worry I’m safe.
  P: How safe?
  B: Davao city safe
  P: Labeeeeet!#RP69fanfic

  — Paulo (@pauloagawin) May 10, 2016

  7. Remember Binay’s campaign slogan?

  “Who’s your daddy?!” Junjun asked as he pounded Sandro
  “Sino pa ba?”
  Junjun tugs on Sandro’s hair, “Say it!”
  “Only Binay”#RP69FANFIC

  — Nat de Izquierdo (@NatflixAndChill) May 10, 2016

  8. Remember when we were all rooting for their apology?

  Sandro thrust a little too hard.
  “Ouch,” said Baste.
  “Sorry,” said Sandro.

  It was the first time a Marcos said sorry. #RP69fanfic

  — Isabella Villarojo (@isssuh) May 10, 2016

  9. When Duterte made that joke and some thought it was funny…

  Sandro and Baste were about to climax when they heard the door open.

  “T-tay?” Baste said.

  “Mayor dapat ang mauna,” said Rody. #RP69fanfic

  — Pulse Asia Agcaoili (@XaveOfManila) May 10, 2016

  10. And the “teen king” made history with his line: “shut up na lang…”

  As Junjun takes off his underwear, Sandro whisphered…

  “Liit naman”

  “Shut up ka na lang” Junjun said.#RP69fanfic

  — Jian Genovana (@jiangenovana) May 11, 2016

  11. Long and proud!

  Sandro: How long is it?

  Brian: Each letter of my surname is equal to one inch?

  S: Poe? 3 inches?

  Brian: LLAMANZARES#RP69fanfic

  — Kyle (@_hellokylee) May 11, 2016

  12. That classic Binay joke tho…

  Sandro, Baste, Brian and Junjun in a dark room.
  Baste: lets do threesome.
  Junjun: that’s insulting… we’re 4 in here. #RP69fanfic

  — Ram (@officialjezram) May 11, 2016

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