When Mocha Uson’s Appointment Resulted To #DutertePleaseAppointMe Hugot Tweets

Adi Miguel

August 4, 2016

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  Earlier this morning, the news broke that Mocha Uson will be Bureau of Customs’ social media consultant. But later on, Nicanor Faeldon, Customs Commissioner, said that he was misquoted. Mocha voluntary gave help in disseminating information. However, with a span of minutes millennials on Twitter already made a move that drove everyone crazy!

  Just when you thought that the appointment of Mocha will be a root of frustration for the day, there were people on Twitter made things lighter through #DutertePleaseAppointMe. We just can’t figure out when will Pinoys run out of hugot! Pass the blame on teleseryes for this one, bro! Hahahaha!

  1. For those who can’t find their place in someone’s life…

  Lagi din akong naghahanap kung saan ako lulugar. I-pwesto mo na ko sa Department of Tourism, Pres. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Miel Francisco (@Mielinamnam) August 4, 2016

  2. And that friend who’s always the option…

  Pres, bagay din ako sa Dept of Trade and Industry. Sanay naman akong mapalitan. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Miel Francisco (@Mielinamnam) August 4, 2016

  3. Of course, that PAG-ASA hugot won’t miss its spot…

  Palagi po akong umaasa. Pwede na po ba ako sa PAG-ASA? #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Scott Pilgrim (@SayHeyAce) August 4, 2016

  4. And the PAG-IBIG hugot too…

  Mapagmahal akong tao, pwede na ba ako sa PAG-IBIG? ? #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — ☪ (@shaneeeeeey) August 4, 2016

  5. That person who keeps on fighting for love and for the hurt…

  @kieferdy #

  — Nicole Mendoza (@nicoletrisha99) August 4, 2016

  Sasagipin ko lahat ng iniwan sa ere. Pwede na ko sa Air Force. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Yhan ❌ (@KyotYhan) August 4, 2016

  Magaling po akong sumugal sa pag-ibig, pwedeng pwede na po ako sa kahit anong position sa PAGCOR. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — PATH! GANERN! (@pathcarcer) August 4, 2016

  I nominate myself for the Board of Investments, tutal magaling naman akong mag-invest ng feelings sa maling tao. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Cool Pal On The Wall (@gianverona) August 4, 2016

  6. Mushy tweets are present as always!

  #DutertePleaseAppointMe sa puso niya… Charr!

  — Jasmin Apostoles (@jasnotmyname) August 4, 2016

  7. When you give everything for love…

  Mahilig po akong mag-invest sa pag-ibig kahit talunan. Kaya pwede ako sa SSS or GSIS #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Long Live ALDUB (@aldubsg123) August 4, 2016

  8. For the itchy…

  Yung ambilis madevelop kung kani-kanino, ilagay sa National Development Company. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Albert San Diego (@lbertdumbledore) August 4, 2016

  9. That sobrang-lalim-ng-pinaghugutan kind of hugot

  I can also build and break boundaries, pasok na ako as Department of Public Works and Highways secretary. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — 猪俣 ミネリー (@MineryInomata) August 4, 2016

  10. And the peeps who admits their bitterness…

  Nagtatanim po ako ng sama ng loob. Pwede na po ba akong ma-appoint sa Department of Agrarian Reform? #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — C (@crystelanne) August 4, 2016

  11. The stalkers. Creepy.

  Magaling po akong mag-stalk kay crush. Pwede po ako sa NBI. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Malaysia Soberano (@Cinephilliacy) August 4, 2016

  12. Shoutout to all possessive peeps, this is where you belong!

  Sa mga possessive diyan, apply na kayo sa Mines and Geosciences Bureau. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Robbin Dagle (@RCDagle) August 4, 2016

  13. Yeah…this one is so on point.

  Yung nakalimutan na ang utak at puro puso na lang ang pinapairal, ilagay sa Heart Center. #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Albert San Diego (@lbertdumbledore) August 4, 2016

  14. Of course, we love animals!

  6 po yung aso ko, tapos minahal ko po yung ex ko kahit hayop siya. Ako na lang po sa Bureau of Animal Industry? ❤️ #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — I, Timebomb (@wekeepaskingxx) August 4, 2016

  Yung ex mong mahilig sa hipon, nominate mo na yan sa (BFAR) Bureau of Fishiries and Aquatic Resources #DutertePleaseAppointMe

  — Ira Mariz (@Marizhmallow) August 4, 2016

  It only proves that there’s nothing in this world that we can’t attach our ocean-deep kind of hugots! Bravo, Pinoys!

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